Emceeing a Classic T-Bird Car Show while having my shoes shined and smoking a stogie!	Actress Abella Munoz in Barcelona, Spain	I'm a big star in Santorini, Greece	Is that a topless woman behind me?
The 'Homeless Brothers' playing somewhere on the beaches of Mexico	General Robert Pratt, Marina & Colonel Tom Purple at a film premier at the National Guard Amory!	Dallas Cowboys RB Marion Barber secretly grabbing my ass!	Brett "the Big Schwag" Wagner trying to remove my head!
Interviewing Miss Illinois 2009, Erin O'Connor!	The guys I went to Hebrew School with.	Director Bryan Gordon, 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' and my Mom discussing if I'll ever be on the show!	Another awful day at work
What a Jewish cowboy looks like in Miami!	Where Muddy Waters lived - 4339 South Lake Park, Chicago	Standing in front of Elvis's house in Memphis, TN - It's a must visit in your lifetime!	Tittie Bars & Beer T-Shirts for sale on the Blog page!
Yep!That's me being Frosty in a Christmas parade in 2009. I almost died in that costume.	Working the crowd at the "After Sturgis" biker's rally!	Asking Noel Neill, the original Lois Lane if she ever had SEX with Superman!	I shot this picture of Blues legend Big Walter Horton on Maxwell Street !
Linda Evans before her 8th facelift!	Performing with the Missing Bikini Tops at the Hideout ..	When asked what she thought of Jacobson's show!	Emceeing Crab Races for Mercy Home for Boys & Girls
Emceeing a 'Holloween Dog Costume Contest.' This dog was dressed as Lady GaGa!	Danny Epstein was the guy who inspired me to be funny.	My dad, Edward Jacobson, built this airplane. It took him 8 years!	Emceeing a fundraiser for Immaculate Conception School
Emceeing the "Taste of the South Loop," in Chicago	These are my wheels at the Black River Rumble, when I perform there!	The Stardust Hotel in Las Vegas!	Emceeing biker shows is my specialty!
Dinner with Marina!	Emceeing another biker show!	I'm an inspiring and funny guest for radio and TV shows - Book me!	Doing stand-up for a group of out-of-town conventioneers
My sound man, DJ Billy D with sexy Croation singing star, 'Stefanija.'	Emceeing a gig with the cast of Tony & Tina's Wedding!	Legendary lounge singer Frank Pisani & actress Sherri Winkleman attending my stand-up show.	Hat Model Michael Mazzei at the Make-A-Wish Benefit that I emceed!
Donating myself as Santa - Guess who has the real belly!	Marina with mentor Donald Trump	Trying to make this Bagpiper laugh so hard that he pisses in his skirt!	Me and the CEO of Liberty Glove Company in Anneheim, CA where I emceed their annual clients dinner!
I shot this picture on the steps of Abby Road Studios in London, England. It speaks for itself!	Performing my serious set in Lake Worth, Florida. Those days are over! It's all comedy now.	I shot this picture of blues legend Willie Dixion at the old 'Biddy Mulligans' bar in Chicago!	Performing at the Broken Spoke in Nashville, TN. I wanted to look like Willie Nelson so bad!
Met this Street Preacher in front of BB King's club in Memphis, TN. We shared Christ stories. Martha May, her father wrote Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer	Emceeing a battle of the bands fundraiser for Make-A-Wish Foundation! Singing 'LOVE LOVE LOVE' at my niece's wedding in Miami Beach	Got to see blues guitarist Eddie Taylor at least 40 times before he died. One of the BESTever. My show T-Shirts are worn by lead singers of rock bands	I was emceeing a GAME SHOW at a Las Vegas trade show and this was my Vanna White! and Grandma's too A Roaring 20's Theme Fundraiser - I'll work any theme!