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Monday, July 26, 2010

HOW TO BE RICH IN A BAD ECONOMY

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A lot of people are overwhelmingly suffering in the worst economy this country has ever encountered. Lots and lots People are losing their jobs, their homes, and their self-esteem.  Couples are fighting over money fears that in turn are triggering resentment towards a onetime loving relationship which in turn is leading to an unequivocal divorce statistic that this country has never seen. 


So how do we stop it?

I don’t know! But I do know there are ways that this country can prosper throughout this crisis until we find someone smart enough to get us out of this mess.

First of all – Stop listening to Suze Orman. It’s not the end of the world Suze if you’re broke.  In fact, it was less than a hundred years ago immigrants of all ages came to this country with absolutely NOTHING and created a fine life for themselves earning minimal wages.

Secondly - Bring back the horse and buggy! That’s right folks! Let me be the first to suggest that idea.   Gasoline is an rip-off, the prices of automobiles is a rip-off, and having to pay to park your car is a rip-off.  And most importantly without cars, we will do away with one of America's biggest rip-offs, AUTO INSURANCE.

Thirdly – Rather than spending a week’s hard earned pay to take your family to see a bunch of overpaid spoiled athletes run up and down a basketball court, take the family to the YMCA and play the game yourselves.  Not only will this bring back quality family time but it will reduce obesity.

Fourthly – let’s do away with tipping! Every business now has a fishbowl in front to their registers insisting that you tip…. I don’t need to tip the person who asks me what size coffee I want, spins around, pushes a lever downward, spins back and hands me my drink. 

Fifthly – let’s legalize and tax marijuana, prostitution and gambling.  Why should the dealers, the pimps and the bookies make all this money when we can all share in the profits? If it works in Amsterdam and Vegas,  it will work everywhere else!

And lastly - Vote for candidates with a heart - not a schmuck.

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